The Ritual Begins:

(Above) SUCK! IN, that is. GCBLA contestant Jack feels sure that if he can squeeze into these chaps, refrain for breathing for 3 hours and be carried to the stage, he just might win!

Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch...

A restless crowd begins to gather upstairs at B-Bob's, sensing that something magical is about to happen.  But Venus won't perform for another hour...

  • You know that "Girls Gone Wild" thing?
  • Well... THIS AIN'T IT!

 

 (Above) After failing dismally as the new boy group "Bears to Men", this fab four set its sights on something more obtainable. But only ONE can own THIS title! Rrrreeeerrr!

     (Above) Beads of sweat form on Brians face as AJ asks him a question prepared especially for him.  The answer?

 The same as always.

 Peanut butter and a feather duster.

 "Try to make me go to rehab, I say No, No, No!"

    (Above) Jack proves he CAN carry a tune in a bucket. 

        (Above) Members of the audience sit on the edge of their seats, as one asks to be excused to go to the bathroom just moments before the winner is announced.

 

 (Above) These boys are ready to take what you have to give them!  But they prefer money, to be donated to South Alabama Cares. Dig deep, men! 

 And the NEW Mr. Gulf Coast Bear 2007 is...

                                                 JASON!

The Southern Renegades offer our congratulations to the New Mr. Gulf Coast Bear, and acknowledge the GCBLA for another great contest and Bear Weekend!